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Where to Invest $100,000 Right Now, According to Experts
Investors face a dilemma. When the S&P 500 finished its worst quarter since 2022 last month, diversifiers like bonds and bitcoin fell too.
Even with the turnaround in mid-April, analysts at Goldman Sachs and Vanguard have projected low-single-digit annualized returns from 2024-2034.
Bloomberg asked where experts would personally invest $100,000 for their March monthly edition.
One answer that surfaced for a second time? Art.
It's what billionaires like Bezos and the Rockefellers have privately used to diversify for decades.
Why?
Appreciation. The ArtPrice100 Index outpaced the S&P 500 overall from 2000 to 2025
Low-correlation. The postwar contemporary segment has moved independently of traditional investments like stocks since ‘95.*
Resilience. A scarce, physical, and global asset class with decades of demonstrated demand.
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*According to Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. See important Reg A disclosures at masterworks.com/cd.
The Rundown
Dude of the Week: Freddy
This week’s Dude of the Week was really a no brainer. There were a ton of sports moments last week like Carolina winning the Cup. Then blah blah blah the Knicks won the Finals and New York is burning. No, I am not happy for the city of New York at all (I hate New York as a Cavs fan), but actually that was a dominant team and they deserved to win.
But with all of this happening, the internet has been dominated by one man. Freddy the German football fan and his 2 friends. This German dude is having the absolute best experience here in America, hell he is doing more in a week than some Americans get to do in a lifetime. First Freddy blew up by taking pictures of the South and the different foods he was eating. Many were concerned when Freddy posted himself eating Waffle House in the parking lot because the dining room was closed (he has no idea how much danger he was in). Then all time guy J.J Watt hit up Freddy and welcomed him to Houston like a king. Freddy and friends were set up in a 5 star hotel with a bunch of merch from surrounding teams. Freddy then went to NASA and was able to facetime the crew on the ISS. The Saints and LSU had him and his friends to their facilities and even got to meet the GOAT, Tyler Shough. Now Freddy is going to OKC to watch an Ella Langley concert where there is a 95% chance he will meet Ella.
Freddy’s dedication to appreciating America is so strong that he turned down a private jet from Houston to OKC so he could ride on the black top and get all of the views. Freddy is on a roll and honestly he is showing everyone what America is really like. Kind people, beautiful states, and the absolute domination of American food over that slop the UK serves. Freddy is uniting the world in appreciating other countries and I think everyone loves him for it. Congratulations to this week’s Dude of the Week, Freddy.
- Carter
Daydrink Intern Update
As some of you may know, Daydrink has recently brought on our first ever intern. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Leonardo.
Christian will be heading Daydrink’s new subrand “The Sports Don.”
Sure views may not be exactly where we want them, but folks, it's early. I’ll tell you what this kid has a knack for creativity and is making, in my opinion, some of the the funniest videos on the internet.
Make sure to follow along The Sports Don’s content here: https://www.instagram.com/the.sports.don/?hl=en
Cape Verde to the Fucking Moon
On Monday Cape Verde managed to tie the heavily favored Spaniards 0-0.
Cape Verde's population is 530,000. Where’s Cape Verde? I still don’t know. What I do know is their goalkeeper is a fucking icon. On Monday Cape Verde goalie, Josimar Vozinha had slightly over 50K followers on Instagram. He now has 12.6M.
That's is one of the biggest social media rocket ship takeoffs in the history of the internet. Approximately a 25,100% increase in a span of 3 days.
With that kinda momentum I will be betting on the fellas from Cape Verde the rest of the Tourney
- Chuck
US Open Tees Off
The U.S. Open begins today at Shinnecock, and it looks like an absolute nightmare. The pin placements are borderline impossible, the rough is as thick as you'll ever see, and the wind speeds look downright otherworldly.
Personally, I'm all for it. There's something satisfying about watching the best golfers in the world struggle the same way a weekend hacker does at their local course on a Saturday morning. The course is showing its teeth, and it should make for a wildly entertaining weekend ahead.
- Jack
