The Rundown
Dude of the Week: Ben McCollum

It’s been quite the journey for this guy, but it feels like he’s finally getting the recognition he deserves. After pulling off a miraculous upset over No. 1-seeded Florida, Ben McCollum is quickly becoming a household name.
What made the win even more impressive was the way Iowa got it done. Their star player—the anchor all season—didn’t even have a strong performance. Iowa was simply the better team that day, and a lot of that credit belongs to their coach.
Not to mention, this guy is rocking one of the sharpest bald dude haircuts of all time. Hairline is halfway back on his dome and it just screams “I mean business.”
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Professional Cornholer Stays Strapped

Quadriplegic and professional cornholer Dayton Webber is being brought up on murder charges. Yes, you read that correctly—a quadriplegic somehow murdered someone. Dayton Webber and his friends were taking a drive on Monday, and apparently he and his friend got into one hell of an argument, which resulted in Webber shooting his friend and killing him. Webber then asked his other friends to help him dispose of the body, but they refused and got out of the car. Webber then disposed of the body in a field on the side of the street (very discreet).
So you're probably wondering how someone with no hands or legs can shoot someone. I was wondering the same thing, but there are videos of Mr. Webber at a firing range taking aim and firing a gun with his little nub. Webber being a quadriplegic and being able to shoot someone and dispose of the body is not even the craziest thing about this story… HE WAS DRIVING.
You’re telling me we got an ex-champion cornholer, quadriplegic murderer before GTA 6?
- Gerard
Sweet Sixteen
This Sweet 16 slate is exactly what both basketball junkies and casual fans dream of. It truly has everything you could ask for—blue blood matchups, cornfield rivalries, and the electric presence of Darius Acuff Jr. It’s shaping up to be an incredible weekend.
There’s a little bit of everything on the board: high-level coaching battles, NBA-level talent, contrasting styles, and storylines that feel tailor-made for March. Every game carries real weight, and every possession is going to feel magnified. It’s the point in the tournament where the intensity ramps up, the margins get thinner, and the stars start to separate themselves.
- Jack
MLB Opening Day
MLB Opening Day has officially arrived. Baseball feels like it’s building real momentum—especially coming off the buzz of the World Baseball Classic—and the timing couldn’t be better. It also signals that summer is right around the corner. There’s just something about baseball that brings good vibes, so when it’s back on your screen, you know good times are ahead. Go Cubbies
- Jack
Stocks

Market Recap
Broad pullback across all key metrics. Sales declined significantly, audience growth slowed, and overall distribution softened. March Madness failed to generate meaningful traction, and paid acquisition was paused due to underperformance. The result was a clear loss of short-term momentum.
Analyst Outlook
Bearish short-term.
DDNK needs a clear content win to regain traction. Without a breakout, the stock risks continued downward pressure. Execution and energy over the next week will be critical to stabilizing sentiment.
Chuck’s Outlook
If we don’t start selling some more hats we’re f*cked.




