Christmas day is upon us and there is no one more deserving of Dude of the Week than this guy. This guy goes by the name of Saint Nicholas, but many know him as Santa Claus. Dude has grit, delivering presents to everyone in the world in a single night. I mean it is somewhat Mahomesy how he does it. Slinging presents to chimneys on a fade, the perfect handoffs under the tree, and calling out the Milk Check. Everyone make sure to remember the greatest to ever do it this holiday season.

- Carter

Unfortunately, the NFL slate for Christmas is a bit underwhelming. In every game we will most likely see a backup QB for at least one of the teams. The only hope we have is JJ McCarthy being ready to play, but even then it’s still like watching a backup. Now these games could be good, but even as a football guy I have the say that the NBA slate looks really entertaining.

Every matchup is going to be a banger, starting at 12:00 PM with Cavs vs Knicks. We get to see the biggest stars play on National TV and I really think it is going to be incredible. Maybe we will see another 2016 Xmas day slate.

- Carter

Burns: Broncos/Chiefs - UNDER 36.5 (-110)
Chuck: Parlay - Cowboys ML, Lions ML, Broncos ALT -6.5 (+104)
Carter: Lions -7.5 (-110)
Jack: Cowboys -8.5 (-110)
Chipper: Lions -7.5 (-110)
Gerard: Lions/Vikings - Jameson Williams ANYTIME TD

If you are on social media you have probably seen some advertisements for Marty Supreme. Timmy boy has been on a run promoting the movie. He has been on a world tour for the past month just pumping the hype for the movie. He appeared on Druski’s Could of Been Records, took a video on top of the Sphere in Vegas, and rapped with EsDeeKid. I will be seeing this movie on Christmas day and I think a lot of others will be too.

- Carter

Everyone who’s seen the movie in early screenings can’t stop raving about it, and Timothée has even said himself that this is the best project he’s ever worked on. That’s saying a lot. Industry projections suggest the film is poised to post massive box office numbers on Christmas Day, cementing it as one of the most anticipated releases of the last decade. There’s also a romance storyline between Chalamet and Gwyneth Paltrow, which just adds another reason to tune in. All signs point to Marty Supreme being a must-watch event this holiday season.

- Jack

The city of Chicago appears to be in good hands with its young stars. Just a day after Caleb Williams led a thrilling primetime comeback win over the Packers, he was back in the community—handing out meals to those in need alongside PCA and Lyrical Lemonade’s Cole Bennett. Williams even topped it off by wearing a cheese grater hat, a perfect final touch. Between moments like these and the on-field success, Chicago’s sports future looks incredibly bright.

- Burns

$DDNK pulled back this week as media reach cooled across Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube, a trend analysts attribute to holiday travel and reduced content output. Merch sales dipped modestly but remained stable given seasonal conditions.

While follower growth across all platforms stayed strong, investors reacted primarily to softer view counts, resulting in a controlled correction rather than a sharp selloff.

Short-term headwinds acknowledged.
Holiday lull priced in.
Long-term sentiment remains constructive as audience size continues to grow.

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