The Rundown
Dude of the Week: Wilfred Winkenbach

ESPN
This is only fitting with the time of year we are in, fantasy football playoffs. That is why this Dude of the Week for this week is none other than the famous Wilfred Winkenbach. I say famous sarcastically because no one really knows who Wilfred is, but he has changed our lives. Wilfred is the Godfather of fantasy football, creating one of our greatest forms of entertainment. Everyone thank Wilfred if you are lucky enough to win your league this year.
- Carter
Daydrink Darlin’: Alix Earle (Again)

Alix Earle and Braxton Berrios recently announced their split. Love is dead, the world is ending, and the American people are lost. News like this calls for one thing, and one thing only…. ICEMAN
- Chester
Michigan Snow Storm

Winter in the MidWest can be brutal. This year it was especially brutal in the state of Michigan, Snowbunnies are falling from the sky. Michigan has been hit with yet another scandal and this time it involves Moore (Sherrone). Everyone is probably aware of the Michigan scandal at this point but it just gets wild. In a very short summary, Sherron Moore gets caught giving his assistant a raise and some love! Moore then went to his ex-assistants house and held her at knife point, the Michigan way! Gotta love a good snow storm in the north.
- Chester
Another Early Christmas Present from the Colts

The Seattle Times
After a promising first start from the 44-year-old grandfather, the Colts have decided to run it back with Philip Rivers. This time, it’ll be under the lights on Monday Night Football. I’m especially excited for this one because the Colts will be at home, in a dome. Philip’s first game—on the road in Seattle, in poor weather, against a very good Seahawks defense—was a bit unfair. Let’s see if Grandpa still has some magic left in him.
Thank you, Indianapolis Colts, for providing us with entertainment that doesn’t involve playoff teams and for bringing a little nostalgia back to the game. Good for the game.
- Jack
Game of the Week: Packers @ Bears

NBC 5 Chicago
The Bears showed everyone who they are two weeks ago at Lambeau, pushing the Packers to the limit and owning the second half. Caleb continues to turn heads, and now he’ll get his chance to put on a national showcase as the Bears welcome the Packers to Chicago on Saturday night (8:20pm Est.)
This one comes with real stakes: win, and you control your own destiny for the No. 1 seed in the NFC North—a massive edge heading into the postseason. Cold weather, bright lights, and a rivalry that never disappoints. Buckle up, because we’ve got a heavyweight matchup on deck as we pregame Saturday night.
- Jack
Burns Lock of the Week: Jake Paul +750

MMA Fighting
This is a fun one man. Friday night Jake Paul fights Anthony Joshua. I actually am quite fond of Jake Paul because throughout his boxing career I have made some decent coin off of the guy and this could be the biggest payday yet. He’s +750 and do I think he’s got a shot? No. Am I still betting him? 1000000%. LETS GO JAKE.
- Burns
Stocks

Market Recap:
$DDNK edged higher this week as media momentum rebounded sharply, led by a strong TikTok recovery and continued YouTube growth. Merch cooled as expected following the tailgating hat drop, but upcoming content shoots and a Bears/Packers tailgate brand activation kept investor sentiment positive. Analysts note near-term content challenges heading into Christmas travel but view current momentum as stable.
Analyst Outlook:
Steady climb. Revenue normalized, Media back on track. Short-term turbulence expected — long-term trend intact.
Disclaimer:
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Something Positive (This is funny as sh*t)
Last week Daydrink teamed up with 2econdWrestling to do full media coverage of ‘Wrestle Eden,’ a 7 match wrestling event hosted inside of Chicago’s iconic 'Cubby Bear’ bar.
Daydrink’s recap video is the perfect mix of entertainment, comedy, action, and an inside look to how
- Chuck
